Where will I go now to be called a shitlib, bootlicker or chud?

"David E. Davis" (imnotdedyet)
10/10/2019 at 15:27 • Filed to: Splinter goes bye-bye

The replacement of beloved Gawker, Splinter is no more. It was a fun 2 year ride. G/O media is going lose out on political clicks without a dedicated site to discuss the upcoming presidential election.

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Fair winds and following seas Splinter staff.

DISCUSSION (28)

CalzoneGolem > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 15:33

G tfac bootlicker!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 15:33

Psh, we already had a post on this you bootlicking Chud.

(just trying to make you feel more at home!)

promoted by the color red > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 15:33

We can call you all those things if you’d like.

For Sweden > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 15:35

You will still find accusations of liberalism on The Concourse

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 16:07

Go to Jezebel instead. At least if you do, you can be mocked here simply for going there.

shop-teacher > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 16:29

I mean, I’ve been called both a Trump loving MAGA Nazi, and a gay homosexual Prius driving libtard right here, by various greys. The Prius driving part was very hurtful.

David E. Davis > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/10/2019 at 16:38

I figured you guys would make me feel bet ter :)

David E. Davis > For Sweden
10/10/2019 at 16:38

NOt followed there but maybe worth a try

WRXforScience > shop-teacher
10/10/2019 at 16:39

The original Prius is just about at Jalopy status now, if it’s beat up, you could consider the rougher ones as good hoopties at the very least.

David E. Davis > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/10/2019 at 16:39

This account is banned so no go.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 17:13

They banned you? You raise too much cane?

shop-teacher > WRXforScience
10/10/2019 at 17:33

I know, I know ... But that ruins my joke ;)

David E. Davis > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/10/2019 at 18:03

Something like that.

David E. Davis > promoted by the color red
10/10/2019 at 18:04

Some undoubtedly will.

Dogsatemypants > David E. Davis
10/10/2019 at 20:36

Sounds like something a chud would say. At least you arent a blart.

Stef Schrader > David E. Davis
10/11/2019 at 03:26

Just devastated for the team over there. I don’t wish unemployment on anyone right now given the number of other outlets who’ve cut back or worse lately. It’s bleak as hell.

I do wish a particularly itchy outbreak of warts upon the new owners of this network, who couldn’t even be honest about laying off people in their farewell note, and reportedly told everyone else not to cover it here . S cum. I’d sure love it if one of the ex-Splinter crew spoke up about what happened. The site being up without so much as a farewell sure looks like this came as the world’s least pleasant surprise. I mean, what are they gonna do, fire them again if they talk? LOL.

Flapping-the-game-and-it-is-not-just-me > David E. Davis
10/11/2019 at 06:25

For the best. Now the others need to go and these bloggers need to be blacklisted. Way too much fake news here enabling fake liberals.

BigBlock440 > WRXforScience
10/11/2019 at 07:30

Hell, the original’s basically a collectible now, you might see one on BAT going for $50k tomorrow . T he 2nd gen is firmly in jalopy territory now .

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/11/2019 at 14:03

Jezebel will ban you because your username starts with O and one of the writers decided she didn’t like that letter that day.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
10/11/2019 at 15:42

Well, it's their sandbox, isn't it?

I Brain You > David E. Davis
10/11/2019 at 21:53

I’m going to start utilizing the “Compose a Post” option so people can at least comment. I, personally, will not provide much commentary simply because my vocabulary is limited and I am hard-pressed to put my thoughts in writing.

myopicprophet > David E. Davis
10/12/2019 at 19:07

I know I wasn’t the most popular Splinter commenter perhaps due to my questionably absurd “if the left voted in 2016, you wouldn’t have the squad now” takes, but that is so easy to say for me from Canada. We all saw Gawker coming so I wasn’t as sad then as I am now. I am going to miss you and a lot of the Splinter commenters as much as I am going to miss the site itself.

To you specifically, as well as, any other Splinter regular who reads this (and has said they are only black on Jalopnik), I hope you comment on other Kinja sites because I know 0 about cars and I already miss you.

I hope to see you around the Kinjaverse.

myopicprophet > David E. Davis
10/12/2019 at 20:43

I don’t know where else to post this so in memory of Splinter, here is a pic of part of the halloween/ThanksTAKING celebration to close the campground (Tr ump is the ass of an ass skeleton ):

Kinja'd!!!

RobNYC > NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
10/15/2019 at 12:22

And they wonder why they can’t get anyone to visit their site when then banned most of their readers.

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE > RobNYC
10/15/2019 at 12:31

Gawker Media (a rose by any other name...) has that problem in general. Ban/grey half the commenters and then wonder why readership is down, continually shit on the digital media industry and wonder why no one wants to buy them, air dirty laundry in public and wonder why they’re being sold off...

RobNYC > NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
10/15/2019 at 13:07

Who knew a blog catering to a very tiny minority and who wouldn’t stop reporting and whining about itself couldn’t get clicks?

Ugh. > David E. Davis
10/16/2019 at 12:57

SHITLIKKAR CHUDBOOT!

David E. Davis > NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
12/25/2019 at 08:39

Petty little things.